jokeKing logo
avatar hacksawjim89 9 day.ago

The Scarecrow was a no-show at the Wizard of Oz reunion special.

Hay fever

dadjoke

META

3
3
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. Why is heaven overrated?

Because its overpopulated with ASIAN FEMALE FETUSES.

2. What are some jokes where the setup sounds innocent, but the punchline is dark?

3. Whats the difference bewteen a orphan and cotton

One gets picked

4. How does a balck person make cotton red

By not picking it....

5. We all know 69 but what is 71

With 2 people watching

6. How do you get a blow job and sex at the same time

Fuck a pregnant woman

7. Whats the difference bewtten a woman and a sex doll (part2)

Both there values depreciate by the amount of times there were fucked

8. How do racists convey laughter through text?

KKK

9. Eating at subway is like prostitution.

You pay someone else to do your wife’s job!

10. What’s black, white and red all over?

Half a penguin

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆